Hala Hala! Welcome to Harem KnK’s Sacred Vetting Process.

Our future Sultans, Harems, and Eunuchs,

We’re thrilled that you want to join our little den of Middle-Eastern mystique and k*nk. To preserve the safety, privacy, and sensual sanctuary of all our attendees (and protect our lives, no joke), we have a strict vetting process. Think of this form as your first step into our forbidden world of fantasies and sultry connections. This vetting process is non-negotiable. Fill it out properly, give us your truth, and we’ll let you know if you’ve earned a place in our magical Harem. If not? Well, bless your heart, but it’s "Ma’al salama" from us 👋🏽👋🏽

IMPORTANT:

Our safe word at the Harem is: 🥭MANGO🥭

What does this mean?

If at any point someone crosses your boundaries during play, say MANGO — clearly and confidently. This signals your play partner, and, if necessary, our safeguarding team, that immediate action is required to ensure your emotional and physical well-being.

When MANGO is spoken, ALL PLAY STOPS — instantly. No explanations, no debates. Your well-being is our priority, and swift action will be taken to maintain a safe, comfortable environment for everyone.

First name

We need your full name as it appears on your ID, please. No nickname shenanigans here—we’ll be checking.

Last name

Birthday

Day

Month

Year

You have to be at least 21 to attend (we don’t do baby k*nksters here). Provide the correct date or risk being turned away like a forgotten genie lamp.

Your email is your magic carpet to Harem KnK. It’s where we’ll send you a link to book your ticket to our upcoming event, wrapped in a protective code.

Now, about this code: Treat it like your grandma’s secret Falafel recipe. Do. Not. Share. It. If your friend didn’t fill out the form or wasn’t accepted (gasp), and you sneak them in with your code, guess what? They’ll be turned away at the door, and you’ll both be stuck outside with no ticket refund. Harsh? Maybe. Necessary? Definitely.

URL to your social media profile

We need to know you're not a random creeper or someone who would deflate rather than elevate our vibe. Share the links to your socials below, so we can ensure you’re a good fit for our oasis of debauchery. Your profiles must be public for one week from the time of submitting this form. Please include a full “https://” URL link to your social media profile. If you do not have your profiles public, you’ll hear a polite “no, thank you” from us.

Your Alias Name (aka Your Harem Persona):

For fun (or to protect your Arab kinky ass), choose your alias as your Harem Armour—a name that screams mystery, allure, or maybe just "I mean business." Use it to mingle, flirt, or stay fabulously anonymous. Think Ahmed Kinkistan or Layla Spanks. Get creative, we know we are!

Let's get to know you | Please answer the following questions: 1- What is enthusiastic consent? 2- What are your intentions for being in this space? 3- If someone rejects your advances, how would you react?

If you have been referred by Harem KnK's community, please jot down their full names as well.

We will do our best to fulfill your requirements to allow you to fully participate in our events. Please let us know if you require any special assistance or wheelchair access

No thank you

Yes, I need special assistance

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!!

Our Rules:

Keep Your Phones in Their Own Little Harem

Photos and Videos? Nope, not happening. This isn’t Instagram, so if you’re itching to ‘Gram it, you might want to scratch that itch elsewhere. Phones stay tucked away, safe from accidental revelations. We want you to live this night, not record it. To keep the memories alive, we’ll have official photographers capturing the night’s magic. Don’t worry—they’ll be tasteful xx. These photos will be available only to our guests through special links, protected with unique access codes shared exclusively with you.

Vetting is Obligatory

Our doors won't be revolving, and our invites won't be tossed around like rice on your halal wedding day. You & your friends gotta be vetted and fully on board with our vibe. Fill out the vetting form like you mean it; we’ll know if you didn’t.

Consent is Queen (and King)

All interactions must be consensual—no exceptions. If it’s not a clear and enthusiastic “yes,” it’s a no. If you can’t respect the art of “no thanks” or “not for me,” it’s time for you to go.

Seriously. Keep your hands, eyes, and vibes where they’re welcome. Be respectful, enjoy the night, and help us keep this space magical for everyone.
Don't be an Osama-hole!

We have ZERO tolerance for creepers and hunters. If you think you can break the sacred trust of our community, don’t be surprised if you find yourself banned for life.

At Harem KnK, inclusivity is not just a vibe—it’s the foundation of our space. Hate speech, discrimination, or any form of intolerance has no place here. Whether it’s rooted in race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or anything else that makes us unique, leave your prejudice at the door—or better yet, don’t bother showing up. We’re all about good energy, and you won’t be part of it if you can’t play nice!
You are Being Watched

Spot our safeguarding team. These folks run our Harem, and they are there to make sure everyone’s safe, comfy, and having the time of their lives. You’ll know them by their laser-focused side-eye, their talent for diffusing anything unpleasant before it begins, and their RED GLOWING ARM BANDS.
How we play

- No Solo Sexual Activity: Engaging in solo sexual acts in our spaces is not permitted.

- Respect Personal Boundaries: Do not touch or initiate play with anyone without their explicit consent.

- No Interruptions: Do not disturb others' scenes or play sessions. If you're interested in joining, seek permission and respect their response.

- Prohibition of Illegal Activities: The use or distribution of illegal substances is strictly forbidden on the premises.

- Permitted Play Toys:

Impact Toys / Restraints / Sensory Play Items /

- Prohibited Play Toys:

Fire Play Equipment / Sharp Objects / Non-Consensual Devices

- General Guidelines:

Safety First: All play must prioritize the safety and well-being of participants.

Consent is Crucial: Ensure all activities are consensual, with clear communication between all parties involved.

Respect the Space: Use play equipment appropriately and be mindful of the venue's rules and the comfort of other attendees.
Dress Code: It's a Cultural Celebration, Not Appropriation:

We’re here to bask in Middle Eastern elegance, not turn it into a costume party. Keep it classy, respectful, and appreciate the culture behind this curated experience. Outfit checks will be carried at the door. Failure to adhere to our dress code will result in you being banned from entry. Jeans, tracksuits, and t-shirts are NOT allowed.

Now that we got that out of the way, picture yourself draped in gold and silver anklets, bracelets, and all the glittery bangles that add mystery and allure. Think sheer veils, face-covering accessories, items that channel the mystique of Middle Eastern sensuality. Now, can we add a dash of Western k*nk? F*CK ME SIDEWAYS, YES —your chains, leather, latex, harnesses, and whips all have a place in our Harem.

Check our mood board for inspo! https://uk.pinterest.com/rublett/harem-knk/

Food Allergies: Do you have any allergies or other medical conditions that we need to be aware of? If yes, please email us on habibi@haremknk.com as soon as you fill out this form.

Yes

By submitting this form, I have read, understood, and agreed to abide by The Rules of The Realm stated above. Harem KnK reserves the right to amend these rules at its discretion.